Bet Post 6 or "Jesus was a conservative republican"

Why must I be a good christian if I want to be a member in good standing with the conservatives?

Can someone tell me?

What if I'm Jewish? Mitt Romney proved you can't be mormon. What if I'm a muslim? What if I don't believe?

Can I still be a conservative?

If you listen to Rush, he'll tell you NO!

These bastards are comin' over here and getting involved and demanding we remove the symbols of our christian heritage from the money, from governmental seals, you name it. We won't stand for it! God is on our side!

Yeah, yeah, dude. What the fuck ever...

Seems to me that I'm always hearing about Catholic priests forcing alterboys into giving them a knobber or bending them over for a tender piece of boy butt. How much money has been paid out in legal fees or hush money?

Now I'm all for a warm and wet blowjob, but personally, my preference is to get it from a consenting warm and wet woman. But the Roman Catholic Church is ferociously inflexible when it comes to creating an atmosphere within their religion that prevents such things. Catholics are all about tradition, too.

Kind of funny that so many republican legislators get busted for bending their pages, male and female, over for a knobber or warm butt. Is this the tradition they are defending?

Now, personally, I want to see "In God We Trust" on the money. I've never known American currency to not say that. Doesn't say who's god.. just God. Can't we make that work for everyone? I want it there because it's always been there, not because the Lord God will knock me out if it's otherwise.

I can be all about tradition, too, but seriously fellas... Let's push for American traditions and not religious ones.

Who knows..I'm tired, I may have missed the point here, or maybe not. I'm just sayin'...